sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via pear-ytheplatypus)

drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

(via twerking4bacon)

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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